Halloween is facing the door and what’s better than inviting your readers to a gigantic review of this year’s most scary sex toys? Through huge amounts of assault and many difficult words in English, we have finally come across a complete set of best lube for fleshlight freaks – the most bizarre sex toys that ever saw the moon’s shine! Cuddle up on the sofa and hold a pillow hard in your arms, for rugged sex toys than this, you’ll find no other punch.
Before we start this spooky review, which consists of five identical, yet very different, products from the fleshlight manufacturer, it may be appropriate to tell what fleshlight really is. Fleshlight is a world-renowned manufacturer of artificial vaginas that is primarily aimed at heterosexual guys. The very name fleshlight (skin lamp) comes from the two parts that together create the appearance of the loose vines. The hard outer container is shaped like a slightly oversized flashlight, inside it hides an extremely skin-like material that is realistically shaped after a human skin. Fleshlights is the best-selling sex story to guys around the world and the reason why more and more people discover every day – they are extremely nice to run away!
Just before Halloween, Fleshlight launched a brand new collection of world-renowned loose-lines – Fleshlight Freaks. Why they chose to call the collection for Freaksyou can quickly understand when looking at the loose vines. Usually, Fleshlight works extremely hard to make her sex toys as realistic as possible. In recent years, they have – as I said – started making direct castings of porn star slides to get as realistic appearance of the toys as possible. Through Fleshlight Freaks, they have made a total U-turn and instead focused on making a set of loose lines that are so unrealistic it just goes! Inspiration has been taken directly from the darkest holes where both alien and zombie fives have been depicted and shaped into sex toys to the best of their ability. Of course, the enjoyment that comes from use is more important than the actual appearance, therefore, Fleshlight has designed very special patterns and textures on the inside of the loosens.
Male writers have been given the task of trying and reviewing each of Fleshlight from the Freak Collection and then designating a winner of the five! This has undoubtedly been the most controversial and funniest fleshlight review to date so we hope you’ll enjoy it as much as we thought about doing it!
Alien FleshLight
Numerous reports of mysteriously unidentified flying sex toys have been reported to experts. For a long time, there was no solid evidence that could strengthen the reports and all government agencies dismissed the observations as some form of sexual mass hiccups. But just over a week ago, the evidence landed on our large desk. Proof we longed for.
What strikes me at first glance is the beautiful blue metallic color that this Fleshlight comes in. The material looks almost like some kind of blue shampoo that stiffened and maintained its luster. As far as I understand, the creators have tried to give the alien fetish three shy lips, giving the opening a somewhat triangular shape – interesting! It looks like it has two clitorises as well. Lucky for me it’s just fake; I can barely handle a lonely clutch in reality! Invaluable, this blue page is very nice. Ollonet is first encountered by a slightly more spacious space which then narrows and becomes very crowded with big soft knots – extra terrestrially beautiful!
Dracula Fleshlight
This sperm-like creature with flatter-like muscular lips does not enjoy sunlight, but rather comes alive during the nightly hours. From the dark corner of the bedroom, it emerges – Dracula-fleshlighten!
The first and only thing I can think of when I view this amazing sex toys is the shy lips that have been the form of small bats. The color is pale skin-pink like most common Fleshlights are, nothing strange there when you squeeze the cock and the opening out, the bats move very happily along the penis shaft back and forth. The inside feels largely the same all the way. From start to finish you get soaked by soft bumps that make the ollon become extremely sensitive when you arrive.
I would have liked to see this in a different color. Maybe red? It had heightened the experience somewhat. If you still aim to do something unreal, you may as well go all in. On the other hand, vampires are not red but licky, so the color may be appropriate yet.
Frankenstein Fleshlight
When you gently rub yourself with water-based lubricants and penetrate, you will wake this creation to life with a juck! “It lives, it lives!!” is the only thing that will eka in your head when you love this!
Yes, what can one say? In fact, it’s not that much different from this Fleshlight from the usual Fleshlights. The color is skinlike pink, not the color that Frankenstein’s monster had! A gray-green shade had fit better, I think. The outside looks like a skull that has undergone very clumsy operations with very bad tools – plus points on it! The “stitches” could also be in a different color to enhance the feeling slightly.
I have tested a fleshlight earlier and have to say that the inside of this differs significantly! As you enter through the first opening, it’s like an opening just inside. Since the opening is the most beautiful part (according to me), the enjoyment becomes double right here. Then it is believed that the cramp is over, but if you have to push through a narrow passage, the texture is very detailed and almost painful to rub against when the orgasm arrives.
Cyborg Fleshlight
When you put on this complex loose fit, you will really understand what artificial intercourse means!
At first glance, I was not so impressed with this Fleshlight. I was quite dissatisfied with the draw if I should be honest! It did not look much to the world; I had almost preferred a regular Fleshlight with realistic shapes in front of this. If you try to emulate a robot, a silver metallic shade had better fit. However, a cyborg is a cross between robot and human, so I let the color glide past unnoticed.
On other occasions, it is apparent that this Fleshlig actually has some extra technological features that the other sex toys in the Freak collection do not have. This model has vibrators in itself! Three Fleshlight Bullets vibrate the furthest and actually provide an extra nice feel. During use I stopped for a few seconds just to feel the vibration. I do not know if they made me come faster but the pattern on the inside definitely made the trick! I do not really know how to explain the feeling, more than it feels like making three jucks in one single deep draw. The pattern that stimulates the kitty come lixom in intervals on the inside and makes everything very comfortable. I had to use a lot of lubricants for a round, it seemed like it disappeared somewhere.
After careful deliberation and long discussion with coffee and energy drinks where everyone was told, we came to a winner! But before you find out what creepy page that went victorious from this sexy Sci fi fight, we want to show off the other half of the Freak Collection – the one aimed primarily at heterosexual girls (with a bad sense of humor) . Here you have the dildo variables to the loose fits above, sure they look inviting? If we have as much luck next Halloween, we will definitely make a similar review of these.
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